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 Post subject: Important facts as we grow older
PostPosted: Nov Sun 24, 2019 9:16 pm 
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#9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
#8 Life is sexually transmitted .
#7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
#6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky-panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
#5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years unless you give them your email address.
#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do here, today, may be a burning issue somewhere else, tomorrow.
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 Post subject: Re: Important facts as we grow older
PostPosted: Nov Sun 24, 2019 9:48 pm 
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Funny stuff John, I'll think of some pithy phrase here soon ... real soon ... just wait ... I almost go it ...

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 Post subject: Re: Important facts as we grow older
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A good laugh once in a while is good for the body and soul. You kept the language right at the hairy edge.

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